I'm Amanda, English and Earth Science Teacher, 23 years of age. Ask me whatever you like and I am happy to respond!
My poetry blog is 1-5ozofheart.tumblr.com, I recently finished 500 poems in a year and they are all logged over there.




Help Send me to Grad School



Today a 14 year old boy called me “Miss Piggy” instead of my real name.

Backstory: I’m a teacher at a junior high school. I’m 23 and overweight because of my own choices combined with my genetics. This boy called me this back in September I pulled him into a classroom, explained that it was rude and disrespectful to me as an authority figure, and thought that was that. I also don’t have this gentleman as a student.

So today I was walking down the hall between classes. This student walked past me and then after I was halfway down the hall he said “Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Miss Piggy!” in the most teasing and condescending tone a 14 year old boy could muster.

And you know what?

I am confident, I am young and you know what?

MISS PIGGY IS THE BOMB!

She don’t need no man. She’s strong on her own while still being feminine.

So I’ve decided to make this boy my project. He hangs out outside my door every morning and I see him most days. So I’m going to learn his name and say hello. Every day. I will get to know him.

I will show him that there is no way that a 14 year old boy calling me fat is going to make me angry. Because its true but fat doesn’t make me a bad person.

So I’m going to stick with my theme song. Me and Miss Piggy

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